Reparative Therapy

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‎If you, or someone you know, suffers from either cognitive dissonance, or delusions of invisible forces of good and evil brought on by Religious Identity Disorder (R.I.D.), consider the benefits of Reparative Therapy.

We are so confident in our client-centered, redactive, retroactive, reparative therapy, we patented it and backed it with a lifetime guarantee! If you are not satisfied with the results, just return the client for additional therapy, free of charge!*

Call and schedule your free appointment today!

*most clients will require a minimum of four weeks therapy (our clinical standard); however, in some semi-rare cases, that period may be extended for an indeterminate amount of time, though at a discounted rate; should the client require any additional therapy thereafter, all costs must be paid in full at the time of the client’s release in exchange for a voucher of reimbursement which must be redeemed within two to six weeks from the date of the client’s scheduled release.

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