Yo! Occupy Wall Street protesters, listen up:
Corporations are people too! And that ‘people’ falls within the minority — a minority that endures so much persecution, so much hatred, so much ingratitude — in spite of how much it contributes to the world around them. And it is for this reason that we are here to take a stand today!
From here on out, any crime committed against one these people will be prosecuted under the Hate Crimes Act! Which means they will be penalised to the fullest extent of the law!
Any intolerance towards this minority is about to run into a brick wall. So to all the haters out there, our message to you is this: Shut up. Sit down. And suck it up! ‘Cause your ignorance is gonna cost you now!