What’s YOUR BIG 6-5 plan?

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ON THE AGENDA:

If you are approaching the age of 65 or above, listen up:

DON’T BE A BURDEN!

Take responsibility for your own life! It’s YOUR health, and YOUR retirement!

OWN IT or END IT.

Be smart. Plan ahead. You can save up for your healthcare and retirement, or make the necessary arrangements for your timely termination.

“LIFE IS A GIFT THAT WE OFTEN TAKE FOR GRANTED.”

“Don’t let your carefree lifestyle compromise the happiness of others. Talk to your doctor about Euthanasia.*”

*side effects may include headaches, sweating, fever, vomiting, diarrhea, sudden chills, shortness of breath, and certain death.

“Euthanasia is not right for everyone. Ask your doctor if Euthanasia is right for you.”

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About ☤ T.S. Vandenberg

I am nothing if not my mind. My words are a reflection of my mind. Within them, I am eternal. Without them, I am lost eternally. As you continue to read, a convergence of minds begins to takes place. My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Within you, I may linger. Without you, I am exhibited.

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